Looks like Winter is here.. and other thoughts

Hello!

I will start by saying that joining Dogs with Blogs was a pretty cool move on my part. What a sweet site. Plus there I already made friends with some cool doggers! So much fun.

Next, I wanted to say that WINTER is here. Can you believe how cold it was alst night? My little pawsies froze in about 3 minutes. I couldn’t even walk, I had no choice but to complain to mama. She rubbed my paws and we ran home. There goes my evening poopies. GRRR!

Another thing. ROAD SALT. Does anyone know WHY this is neccessary? Why would you want to melt the snow? The snow is soooo much fun. You can eat it and burry your head in it and make beautiful yellow art. Sigh. PLUS. The stuff gives mama crazy ideas.. like investing in booties for me. Dang it woman, can’t you just take a few minutes and wipe my feet when I get home.?!? Now, I know I don’t always cooperate, but I do have to check if my bones are still in their secret spots and all when I get back from outside. What if someone were to take them  while I wasn’t around? I would have to alert the media.

While it is entirely too cold at night, the day is not so bad. Look how much fun snow is!!!

WEEEEE!!!

Woofs to all the doggers!

Shakes
PS. Note how I kept the pix down to a minimum

Uh-Oh!

Hello woofs and woofettes

It has been brought to my attention that my pictures take FOREVER to load.

For this I appologize. I will tell you what I’ll do. I will leave up the posts with the pix that I already wrote, but I will keep this in mind for future posts and limit my pictures to two or three. Who suffers? The viewer of course. Deprived of Shakespeare Cuteness.

However, I do want my pages to load quicker, but ALAS I have no image editing software on the computer that has internet access. I am only a sheltie, I cannot run between two computers all day long so I will do my best to provide you with a daily dose of Shakespeare but practice moderation.

I think that is a great compromise for all!

Best of barks

Shakes

Vicious Sheltie Alert!

This is a very serious issue affecting parks accross the New Jersey area

Vicious Shelties threaten to destroy everything in their path.

Don’t diregard this announcement, this could happen to you!

Don’t be fooled by their seemingly adorable exterior

When they swoop in, you have to be very cautious

When they run up to you in a whirlwind of swinging fur and flaling legs, you can be sure that you are in a lot of trouble

They are able to contort their bodies to the extreme

They can launch themselves into full flight

All of this is nothing compared to their deadly siren

A sound so piercing you may lose hearing for a few moments

They will take this opportunity to use their secret weapon

ANKLE NIPPING!

And just like that…. poof… they take off into the air again

Please be aware of this very serious threat. You never know who may be their next victim.

Thank You